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communistbakery:

textbaka:

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

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Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police